BAH HUMBUG!

Trim your tree and Fa La La fricking La if you must. I'll be over here just waiting until I can leave this holiday get-together hell and go home to watch Christmas movies and slug down some eggnog in peace.

Scent: Christmas Hearth Spice + Cypress Pine

• 8 oz tin with 100% natural soy wax
• Self-trimming and clean burning ECO cotton wicks
• Burn time: 25-30 hours when burned properly
• Hand-poured with snark and sarcasm in Spring Grove, Minnesota

*Seasonal items are not returnable