CALM THE F*CK DOWN

A relaxing blend of spa-inspired scents to bring you down from the ceiling. You know, for when you’re about to lose your sh*t for the third time today because they don’t listen the first damn time.

*We recommend pairing this candle with wine and a nice hot bath… and a locked door.

• 8 oz tin with 100% natural soy wax
• Self-trimming and clean burning ECO cotton wicks
• Burn time: 25-30 hours when burned properly
• Hand-poured with snark and sarcasm in Spring Grove, Minnesota

SCENT NOTES: Mint & Citrus || Herbal Bergamot & Rose || Woodsy Tonka